Quote that made me giggle

[Splash 1]

An email from Bob, who broke his Spike at warp factor 10

Yep warp factor 10, straight into the gable end of a house. The thunder tiger 25, the plane and its contents was ablitarated, the bloke that lives in the house wasn't chuff`t  at all, think his words went some thing like, What the fxxk was that? you fxxking daft cxxt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HaHaHa S*** happens eh ! Think i will have to find a new flying field.
Thanks again
Bob
PS
its the best fun iv had with a 25 plane for a long time!